Life Is Beautiful

Found this at CVS. Just realized the label says “Where the action is”

I seriously cant…….

5 months ago -

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10 Rude questions to ask someone who is Trans*/GenderQueer

1) So…are you a boy or a girl?

2) how do you have sex?

3) Why would you want that?

4) are you going to get a Penis/Vagina?

5) But you have a penis/vagina, so….you’re a boy/girl.

6) Whats your REAL name?

7) Im just going to call you by your real name.

8) What are you?

9) Do you have a Penis or a Vagina?

10) So wait… Doesnt this just mean youre straight?

7 months ago -

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Abortion

Mitt Romney wants to make abortion illegal, even if you were raped…….
I get that its wrong to Kill your unborn child, and the best choice if you dont want a child is adoption. But if you are a 13 year old rape victim…. Thats when i draw the line and say abortion is 100% ok

10 months ago -

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Facebook

People are just too stupid and ignorant on facebook.

i no longer talk about any LGBTQ things anymore, whenever i do i get harassed a shit ton, to the point where i start crying and getting upset and i give up.

i give up trying to explain to people my gender,

i dont even know how to explain it to myself

im just fucking sick of it. i just want to find myself……

Lauren or Colby?

He or She?

T or no T?

i just dont know what i want to do, who i want to be

i just need to take the first time that i know ill feel comfortable with.

Top surgery……. or getting a binder.

i geuss at the moment…… a binder would be cheaper :\ why couldnt i have been born normal,

in other countries if youre trans* you get the surgery for free because they believe that you were born into the wrong body so they need to fix it, and you shouldnt have to put up with being uncomfortable because of having no money.

i just need someone to get me through this…

10 months ago -

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i hate explaining my gender

So im going to do it once more. ONCE.

I am biologically a Female.

I have B36 Breasts and I have a vagina.

I like male pronouns fixed with female pronouns.

i dont like titles (such as sister/brother father/mother boyfriend/girlfriend) i prefer gender neutral titles

I want top surgery to make my chest perfectly flat,

i want to gain muscle.

I want to have a deeper voice without using medication , and still being able to have my feminine voice when i want

I AM GENDERQUEER!!

Genderqueer (GQ; alternatively non-binary) is a catch-all term for gender identities other than man and woman, thus outside of the gender binary and heteronormativity.^[1] People who identify as genderqueer may think of themselves as one or more of the following:

both man and woman (bigender, pangender);
neither man nor woman (genderless, agender);
moving between genders (genderfluid);^[2]
third gender or other-gendered; includes those who do not place a name to their gender;^[3]
having an overlap of, or blurred lines between, gender identity and sexual orientation.^[4]^[5]

I love being the third gender

I love being a freak!!!

I love being a gender fuck!!!

I love fooling people about my gender!!!!

1 year ago -

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YOLO: You Only Live Once

That may be true, but i rather spend my one life living for 80 years clean.

then for 25 years drinking, having sex, and doing drugs and partying….

I have a lot more in my life i wanna do then that shit. kthanks

1 year ago -

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Friend 1:	Omg so we went out for dinner last night... I had him for dessert ;)
Friend 2:	Haha! awesome, I did it last night too!
Friend 1:	Yea last night was fucking amazing! Better then all the other times!
Friend 2:	So Colby, What'd you do yesterday?
Me:	.......I played Minecraft and worked on my Naruto cosplay ._.

1 year ago -

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WAAANNT

1 year ago -

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Skrillex Uses Satanic and Homosexual Influence to Win Grammys

Christwire – Skrillex, a Gothic icon and Lesbian fashionista whose name is Latin for “Homosexual Satan Wasp”, is the biggest act in Dubstep today — a music genre founded on consuming massive amounts of drugs and having raucous pre-marital sex with numerous partners — and his winnings at the 2012 Grammys prove that his satanic presence will be felt for years to come. As long as Skrillex wins Grammys and is accepted by mainstream media, he will claim souls for Satan and molest our children through his perverse philosophy of futuristic devil machine music. Skrillex, a known emosexual, was born Sonny Moore. He rose to fame with the satanic Rock ‘n roll band “From First To Last” (a band name that celebrates falling from God’s grace) and soon parlayed that success into something much more blasphemous; something that incorporates elements of Warhol-era rampant homosexuality and perversion, electronic “music” and lesbian-influenced haircuts. It is rumored that 1 in 3 women are raped at a Skrillex concert and forced to abort their children soon after. Over 100% of homosexual gays listen to, or have listened to Skrillex in their life — mostly while participating in door-to-door recruitment for sex orgies or attempting to molest children in one of the patented “Rape Vans” used by the gay homo community. In addition, Skrillex has launched a grotesque fashion trend, where upon weak-minded woman destroy their hallowed vessels of child birthing by SHAVING the side of their head — the same thing responsible for the downfall of Samson is being ENCOURAGED by this gnome-ish pervert. Skrillex will stop at nothing to get every teen in America hooked on dubstep and “ecstasy” (a potent street drug responsible for terrorism). (Skrillex, shown here drinking “ecstasy”, in particular the potent “X3″ version)

Ok lets cut the shit. What’s the deal with Christwire? Is this website owned by the Onion? It has to be right? Because without fail once a month or so we get an article like this. Something so outrageously over the top yet so well written and funny that it has to be fake. Like who writes this shit? “

“Over 100% of homosexual gays listen to or have listened to Skrillex in their life — mostly while participating in door-to-door recruitment for sex orgies or attempting to molest children in one of the patented “Rape Vans” used by the gay homo community”

That’s fucking liquid gold. Seriously I need to hire the entire staff at Christwire and I needed to hire them yesterday. I don’t even care if they aren’t trying to be funny. They can write exactly the same shit they write now and it will kill. Just kill. I actually can’t believe I haven’t thought of this before. Its like the only site that literally makes me laugh out loud everytime I read it. Get me the Christwire people! Get me this author Mark E Figs!

1 year ago -

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